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God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.
It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.
I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.
I will never not reblog this.
Oh, god.
Source: effington
I really don’t know what to title this. Honestly, I don’t know why I’m writing, I don’t feel like sharing what’s on my mind at all. I’m probably not even going to use the internet for anything other than games after I get phone minutes today. I guess I just needed to type, to express something to the public. If you’re expecting something funny or interesting, you should just stop reading; it’s just going to be a bunch of rambling that isn’t really relevant to anything. Or maybe it is. I don’t know. I don’t really think I know anything anymore. Which is good, because that means I can learn anything. I guess. D’arvit. Cows are loud. Poor things.. I feel so bad for them.
Oh wait. That’s not a cow. What the hell? o_o it’s like
…oh fuck my vision it’s a motorcycle.
Yeah, if you haven’t guessed by now I’m somewhat drunk. Just drunk enough to type stupid things, just sober enough to know it’s stupid, just tired enough not to care. So here’s my gift to you, Tumblr; another pointless post. :P
Oblivion! Let’s mod it!
So I downloaded oblivion, installed my favorite mods, using OBMM and BOSS this time to make sure I don’t mess up the game. Midas Magic, Realistic Physics, a few weapon mods, dungeon adds, questline adds..
Then I decided to try something new.
So I did a google search, looking for recommended mod packs, and downloaded the first one I saw, without looking at the details. I thought it’d be a great suprise.
So I started the game.
I usually play a female character, because I play in third person, and I’d prefer to be staring at a woman when I play. This seems off topic, but it is incredibly relevant.
I switched to third person.
Immediately, I managed to see a few changes before I got the ten or so new quest updates. Namely, my character was in a sports bra and a.. I guess you could say skirt. Underneath the skirt.. well. There was nothing left to the imagination.
Also, her tits were enormous.
Then came the barrage of new quests, spells, and items.
After that all ended, I checked my inventory.
I had a few items with unclear labels, so I used them.
One let me pick poses for my character, like laughing, crying, sitting down on the floor, lying down. I thought that was pretty neat, but I didn’t really have any use for it.
Another one was similar; it had a list of poses. Including “Legs spread, grabbing cock.”
After that, I decided to drop all the new items. Not worth the risk.
Somewhat afraid of my inventory, and hoping to find something.. decent, I went to my spells.
I had a few new spells; Estrus, Estrus Self, Estrus Random, Estrus Random Explosion, Estrus Random Self, Summon Roper, Summon Roper Explosion, Summon Roper Self, Basic Instinct.
I decided to use the Estrus Random Self spell.
Huge mistake.
The game switched to free-flying camera mode, so I moved the camera to see what was happening.
A puddle of pink goo had surrounded my poor character, pulled her down, and grown tentacles.
From there.. well.. I don’t think I even need to go from there. I will mention that it managed to destroy the little clothing she was wearing, so she was then completely nude. Full detail, I might add.
I couldn’t move her, so I just pointed the camera away and turned the sound down to eliminate the sounds her mouth was emitting. I was determined to preserve her dignity. She somehow managed to learn Japanese, at least.. I guess that’s a plus?
After she stood up, I went ahead and tried the Summon Roper Self spell. I figured it couldn’t get any worse.
It did. It got a lot worse.
Once again, it went to free-flying camera mode.
Reluctantly, I moved the camera to see her.
It looked like nothing was happening at first.
She looked behind her, then moved forward ever-so-slightly-
Then some fucking tentacle/tongue/penis monster straight from a weeaboo fanfic popped out of the ground, grabbed her ankle, pulled her down, and.. I decided to give up on her dignity.
Well.. she chose this time to say a few choice phrases in Japanese.
I’m assuming what she said was a prayer for it all to end, because moments later, I got a very welcome crash-to-desktop.
I deactivated and deleted the mod pack.
I also made a mental note to google search every abnormal thing I get in that game from here on.
And I also deleted that character. I figured she’d been through enough; she didn’t need to go up against any demons in whatever horrid mental state she was in.
Anyways. Yeah. That was my eventful morning.
MOOOOOO.
Mooo.
Mooooooo.
Fucking cows.
Texas has too many. Can I borrow someone’s shotgun? :D
Life
Sucks. Why do I keep waking up in the morning? I’d much rather just stay asleep. Dreams are so much better. Really, I don’t know what wouldn’t be better. I don’t even see the point anymore. I never really saw a point, but I always thought maybe there was some reason for it that I was just missing. There isn’t. I’m not missing anything. This is life, and there is no point.
Love..
Is like waking up to the best and worst joke you’ve ever heard, and each day, it just gets better.
MY world.
This is my world. Mine. No other worlds can touch it. No other worlds can see it, ever. I refuse. I won’t show them my world. My world is mine alone. No worlds can meet. Different worlds do not understand each other. They have different cultures. Different languages. Different thoughts. Different looks. They are different. Another world touching mine will destroy it. I’ll make them think they know, I’ll project lies about my world, to make them think they have a grasp on what my world is like, but they won’t know the truth. I’ll never let another world touch mine. All that will cause is confusion and destruction. They’ll try to change my world, and take from it. But they can’t. I’ll keep my world safe. I’ll do it alone. I would never trust anyone else with my world. They will never be allowed to step foot on it. They will never be allowed to look at it. They will only see the things I project towards them. They will only think they know. All I show will be lies. Their worlds are disgusting, distasteful, and corrupt. Sin. Pain. Manipulation. Hate. They could never respect my world. They are incapable of respecting any world, even their own. They destroy the worlds of others, slowly and brutally. I will not let them destroy mine. I will respect my own world, and guard it. Protect it from their worlds. Only I will appreciate my world. Nobody else will be let in. I will laugh, as they try in vain to rip apart my world, while in truth, they tear at the illusion I made them see. My world is safe. They cannot see what they do not believe exists. They will be contempt with what they think they’ve accomplished. I will laugh as they swipe at the air. I will laugh from my world, as their worlds fail to accomplish the pointless task of breaching mine. They will not reach me. Nothing good could possibly come out of it. I have all I need with me. Even from here, from the sanctuary of my world, I can feel them trying to tear at me. And though they barely manage to scratch the surface of my world, it allows me to be aware of what they would accomplish if I were to allow them to breach my defenses. So I will not. I will continue guarding, even if there is no hope of them finding what I guard. Even if there is no hope of them trying. I will stand guard, and I will win.
(Thought this was interesting, so I decided to share it.)
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